Results are in

I just found the results and it would be confirmed here that Paul indeed won by over 3 minutes, smashing the field like a cheap Chinese vase. In other results, Sid got up in the big boys race, whilst the minor places were fought out tooth and nail, and whilst Winny bashed around for a 12 place. Felts' Naomi Williams also raced the event, finishing a valiant 11th place.